Frazzled • 12th November 2024

Parents of Disney Princesses Justify Their Parenting Styles

Co-written by Alexis Tai

We just assumed if we told our kid about spindles and how to safely engage with them, she would want to touch them and prick her finger even more.

Greener Pastures Magazine • 4th November 2024

Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party

Co-written by Alexis Tai

One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an election year.

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket • 4th October 2024

I Am Sentencing Little Red Riding Hood to Life in Prison for the Murder of the Big Bad Wolf

Co-written by Alexis Tai

In this country wolves are innocent until you can prove the girls are innocent.

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket • 26th September 2024

The Galactic Empire Would Like to Remind You of Its Terms Of Service

Co-written by Alexis Tai

You signed the terms of service, and whether you read it or not, that gives us unlimited power to limit your legal rights.

Frazzled • 1st August 2024

NEW JOB POSTING: Seeking Mothers for Toxic Work Environment

Co-written by Alexis Tai

Apply today!

The Belladonna Comedy • 1st May 2024

Date Night, As Imagined By Me Before Getting Married

Co-written by Alexis Tai

Making our relationship a priority is as simple as saying, “We make our relationship a priority.”

Greener Pastures Magazine • 5th January 2024

How the Grinch Tried to Steal Our Second Amendment Rights

Co-written by Alexis Tai

“I must find some way to keep more guns from coming!”

The Belladonna Comedy • 17th October 2023

Housewarming Gift Guide for White Liberals Moving Into a Gentrifying Neighborhood

Celebrate the history of their neighborhood with a handmade board from one of the native trees that used to flourish here.

The Belladonna Comedy • 25th September 2023

Disney Moms Support Group: What Animals Do You Prefer to Watch Your Kids?

Co-written by Alexis Tai

We used a dragon, a cricket, and a horse, and they helped my daughter save all of China.

The Belladonna Comedy • 24th January 2023

Infertility BINGO

Scheduling sex based on a smiling face on a stick you peed on first thing in the morning. IYKYK.

Medium • 31st October 2022

Other things weather absolutely ruined for Yankees Manager Aaron Boone

A date night performance issue because it thundered two counties over.

The Belladonna Comedy • 2nd September 2022

Our New School Safety Plan: We Are Replacing All Teachers With Police

Rest assured, our plan also includes an influx of guns.